I like to laugh.
I’m guessing you do, too.
So let’s talk about Henry.
The great Henry Youngman, that is.
The man sure knew a thing or two about comedy.
Without further ado, presenting five of his epically awesome one-liners:
(Smart man. His style was nothing short of admirable.)
(Spunky lady! An inspiration to us all.)
(I know it’s wrong. But dammit, it’s hilarious!)
(Ok, so cooking isn’t exactly my strong point either.)
(They don’t call it a once in a lifetime experience for nothing, right?)
Which one made you laugh the hardest?
Happy Thursday!
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Lol those are awesome!! I love the first one especially! I can never EVER think of good one liners!
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The first one is my favorite, too! Sometimes you’ve got to give up what you love in favor of what’s really good for you. 😛
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These are good chuckles 😄
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They all certainly cracked me up! I’m glad you got a good laugh out of them, too. 😀
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Reblogged this on that little voice and commented:
My laughs for the day. Hope they help you giggle a bit too.
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Love these and am reblogging to share the fun.
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Thanks! So glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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I enjoyed all of them, but the sky diving one made me laugh the most. Oh, crap…wait do over, do over…time out…escape, escape, escape… CTRL ALT delete
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CTRL ALT Delete… Brilliant idea! Of course the task manager function could avert imminent disaster! 😀
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The last one plays right into my eyerolling every time I see someone proclaim they’re doing something crazy because “You only live once!” There are some “regrets” and “mistakes” that you just can’t brush off…. like, oh, death!
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You can certainly learn from most mistakes…but that lesson must come a helluva lot sooner if the parachute fails to open. I guess that’s a one and done kind of deal…
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“My wife dresses to kill…she cooks the same way.” – I read these out loud with my wife next to me and she laughed the loudest at that one…so that works for me too! But they’re all classic!
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The first one is my favorite- giving up reading to avoid the dangers of drinking. 😛
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I think they are all so funny. Laughter is the best medicine so they say. It should be prescribed more often 😂
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Absolutely. 😀
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