Adiós! Au revoir! Arrivederci!
It’s the best time of the year for parents and their children.
And most especially their poor, beat down and worn out teachers.
School is (almost) out for the summer!
What a relief that is, let me tell ya.
No more homework.
No more last-minute projects.
And most importantly…
No more dreaded phone calls from teachers/principals/concerned administrative staff about borderline acceptable human conduct from the little darlings.
What’s not to love about the end of the school year?
But if you’re like me, you probably feel a sense of obligation to thank all these people for putting up with your sweet angels for a whopping 180 days without resorting to diving head-first off a cliff.
So I decided to create little gifts for all of the teachers and staff members who have had the, uh, pleasure of working with my boys throughout the year.
Through brainstorming, I came up with some decent possibilities:
- Dart boards of the latest class photo
- Piñatas (to vent a year’s worth of pent-up aggression)
- Chocolate ( a timeless classic, but not very innovative)
- Gift cards to local liquor store
- Counseling/Therapy Sessions
- World’s Okayest Teacher paraphernalia from the World’s Okayest Mom
I also browsed the web for other ideas, and in my quest for finding the perfect gift idea, I came across some real gems.
Like the I teach, therefore I drink wine goblet.
And a Chill Pills colorful candy jar.
And a pencil thong pouch.
(You read that right. Seriously, a thong-shaped pouch for… pencils. For your child’s teacher. Because that’s not weird or anything.)
But among the truly absurd, I found a real winner.
“Our child might be the reason you drink, so enjoy this bottle on us!”
The world’s most perfect sentiment ever, in the form of a customized wine label.
Bulls-eye!
Seriously, is this not the best concept ever for a teacher gift?
Now if only gifts of alcohol weren’t so highly frowned upon.
Yeah, back to the drawing board…
Counseling/Therapy Sessions
Great post made me laugh, Thanks for visiting my blog
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Always happy to provide a good dose of humor. Thanks for reading! 🙂
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I am still a little shocked I am homeschooling my 11 year old (although it was for his benefit), because I agree! I don’t know how teachers handle all those ankle biters at a time! One is plenty for me!
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Oh, I know! I briefly considered homeschooling my two, but it never quite happened. And probably just as well, for everyone’s sake. 😝
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The only reason I am is because my son has ADHD and it was becoming ness to change his school model. Had to for him
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Well, as far as I’m concerned, every teacher deserves a drink, whether she has one student or thirty students. So yeah, you definitely deserve a drink. Or two. 😉
Cheers!
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~~ Thanks but I still to herbal therapy 🙂
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That’s a great alternative. Actually, I’m a huge fan of Yogi tea, especially the honey lavender stress tea. Have you ever tried that one?
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Oh yes, I’m pagan. We’re big on natural remedies and such! lol
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That’s great! I’m all about natural remedies, too! 😀
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I am nominating you for the Liebster Award. No pressure to accept or write a post:)
https://goodbeautifulandtrue.wordpress.com/2016/06/01/the-second-liebster/
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Thank you so much for the shout out! I haven’t been participating in awards, but I do appreciate the nomination. 🙂
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No worries. Enjoyed finding your blog and wanted to share:)
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Since I homeschool my kids I don’t they will be giving me a bottle of wine….
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Haha! That’s probably true enough. But it’s a totally reasonable suggestion! 😛
I don’t homeschool my own kids, but if they felt the desire to present me with that bottle of wine for all my other efforts, I wouldn’t complain. 😝
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Truth:)
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School is already out here, so I’m counting the days until they go back in mid August (The first Back to School merch has already showed up at my store… YAY!). Hey, the teachers get paid to put up with those little brats… I don’t get paid to make them get off of my lawn!
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Back to school already? Such madness! I’m personally looking forward to this much-needed break myself…and I’m not even the one who’s been forced to go to school all year. 😝
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I couldn’t resist commenting. Perfectly
written!
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Thanks 🙂
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I happily accept all forms of chocolate and liquor store gift cards. Anything else I will take home and lose in my great big pile of mess.
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That seems to be the general consensus. And I know that either of those things would be very much appreciated…But part of me wants to do those funny labels on wine bottles so bad. 😝
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do it!
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I’m still considering it. 😉
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Dark chocolate and wine. Can’t go wrong. 🙂
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A fine pairing, indeed. 😀
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The best! 🙂
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That wine bottle, tho. Best. Teacher Gift. Ever. 🙂
We’re going with chocolate. Playing it safe.
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That’s probably the route I’ll be going, as well. It’s not as fun or creative, but I suppose it will do. 😛
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I love the piñata idea!!!☺
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It just seems like such an unconventional idea, but I bet it would get good use. 😀
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Sounds like some kids I know 😃
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I bet it does. 😛
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