Chicken nuggets?
Again?!?
Didn’t we already have that?
Well, duh!
When you’re sitting at the kitchen table for 16 hours a day…
Yeah.
There’s bound to be some degree of repetition.
Macaroni and cheese three times in two days?
Now, that is clearly acceptable.
God, I love summertime.
What’s not to love about it?
Oh, right…
Envision a never-ending game of Hungry, Hungry Hippos, if you will.
With a pair of hungry boys instead of hungry hippos.
And with more food falling on the floor than is actually going into anybody’s mouth.
Kit Kat wrappers plague the dryer and trails of chocolate chip cookie crumbs create a path from the kitchen to halfway up the staircase .
String cheese wrappers and empty juice boxes hide alongside long-forgotten Halloween candy under their beds.
You always make us eat chicken!
(I can assure you that’s not the case. I am vegetarian, after all, and I’m not touching that crap any more than I have to.)
I don’t like raisins anymore!
(Halfway through a full box of raisins.)
Can’t I just have some cookies instead?
(The fridge, freezer, and pantry all look dangerously empty.)
Water?
You’re giving us water?!?
You hate us!
Enough, already! Get outside and do something!
But it’s too hot to go outside!
Hey, wait! Is that the ice cream truck?
We’re going outside!
Can we have some money?
You hate us!
Aw, man! We never get to eat!
And on that note…
Looks like it’s about time to feed the animals precious boys again.
Chicken nuggets, anyone?
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Thank you! I’ve been enjoying your blog as well. 🙂
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hehehe i agree
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My boys get a crazy amount of peanut butter sandwiches! But this is their choice not mine… It drives me nuts though!
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Oh, but how that must really simplify things! PB sandwiches are quick, easy, and high in protein. Jackpot! 😛
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Exactly! Chicken nuggets and Mac n cheese: mom’s best friend 💕
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Yes, they definitely are! 😀
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That is hilarious. Your kids are lucky to have you as a mom. 😄
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Oh, thank you! Hope you are having a fabulous weekend! 🙂
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I am, thank you! And you too ☺
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Brilliant- my teens are eating machines with attitude.
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Ah, yes. That certainly does describe most teenagers, doesn’t it? 😛
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Hahaha! This one had me laughing right until the end …. ‘you’re giving us water? You hate us’ … 😂😂😂
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I know, I know. I’m sooooo horrible. 😛
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I’m gonna send this one to my sisters as they have similar issues with their kids … haha!
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Yes! This is so true! I think I spend more time looking for snacks while grocery shopping than anything else, lol
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Evidently, summer break is all about nonstop eating around the clock. 😛
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I’d have to agree 🙂
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Love it. And the schedule. I could relate to this, especially when the kids were younger and I used to feel them tuna spaghetti all the time!! Plus snack after snack after snack! 🙂
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Oh, yes. It is definitely all about the never-ending marathon of snacks. In fact, one of my boys is sitting at the table right this very minute after helping himself to an overflowing bowl of cheese puffs. 😛
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Ha, I can just picture him! 🙂
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It is quite a sight, for sure. 😀
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Oh yes… I get this!
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Glad you can relate! 😀
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Good news! The Back To School aisle gets set at work this week! Summer must almost be over!
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Haha! Always a silver lining, huh? 😛
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Wow, this really brings me back…hang in there, lady. And yes, these are the best years…
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Oh, I really do cherish my time with those monsters of mine. They’re great kids, and they inspire a good percentage of my humorous writing ideas. 😀
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I have only one of my own, but I did day care for more than 20 years, and to maintain my own sanity, the only ones who got to tell me when it was time to eat were the infants. Breakfast, snack, lunch, and snack were all on schedule. Best of luck to you and your sanity. 🙂
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Thanks! My boys are almost a full month into summer break now, and my sanity is still managing to stay somewhat intact. Dangling by a thread, perhaps, but surprisingly intact. 😀
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lol
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