Do you believe in magic?
Well, if you don’t want mass unicorn deaths on your hand, you best heed my advice:
I tell ya, I am sick and tired of perfectly good food being wasted.
So I had to find a way to appeal to my youngest child’s sense of compassion for all of nature’s fine creatures.
Real or otherwise.
It’s not a mushy love note.
Short, sweet, and right to the point, it just states a simple fact.
A fact that may well be subject to opinion, but still.
I don’t care how old you are, killing mythological creatures is never cool.
So, for the love of God, shut up and eat your lunch.
A unicorn will thank you!
~Happy Friday! Hope you all have a magical weekend!~
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This made me laugh! Awesome post 🙂 x
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Thank you! Glad you enjoyed a good laugh! 😀
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Magic is real.
Magic is always in accordance with nature, but not with our perception of nature
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Hey
Went through your blog and loved it
I invite you to mine too!
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Thank you! Will check yours out shortly! 😉
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Loved the wit & grit of yours✌
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Thank you! 😊
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Such a simple idea, I bet it’s super effective!
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If nothing else, it’s (at the very least) humorous! 🙂
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Magic is real. I have no doubt at all 🙂
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Indeed! 😀
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That is such a great idea. A simple motivational quote… I really enjoyed reading this!
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Thank you! Glad it’s as fun for you to read as it is for me to write! 😀
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Haha this made me laugh! I’m gonna make sure to eat my lunch tomorrow. no dying unicorns please xD
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Aww, thanks for doing your part to save the unicorns! 😀
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You should host a “mom” seminarly 😎
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Oh, yes. With all of my fabulous off-the-wall ideas, it’s sure to be a hit! 😛
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Indeed. I would watch via Skype, As a grandma, I need to see where I went wrong. 😎 I’d venture to guess that your household is full of fun and positivity. 🙂 ❤
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Fun and positivity… pretty similar to insanity and chaos, right? Because we’ve got that down to an art. 😀
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This may explain the recent uptick in Unicorn sightings around here…
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Haha! 😀
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Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🙂
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This made me smile!
I mentioned you on my post today https://theshimmerwithinher.com/2016/11/21/who-doesnt-love-a-good-mystery/ 🙂
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Oh, thank you so much! Hope your week is off to a great start! 🙂
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Hey! I thoroughly enjoy your blog and that is why I have decided to nominate you for the Mystery Blogger Award 2016. To accept or reject the nomination is entirely up to you and shall be respected. Further details can be found at https://nailapost.wordpress.com/2016/11/21/mystery-blogger-award-2016/
Keep up the good work! Thank You! 🙂
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Thank you so much for the shout out! I haven’t been participating in awards, but I do appreciate the nomination. 🙂
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No problems. I understand. Love your work just the same. Keep them coming!👍😄
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Thank you so much. Hope you’re having a great week! 🙂
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Sweet 🙂
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LOL! So, is the timing of this coincidence, or is this payback for me offing my unicorn yesterday?
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Haha! I had actually written this note a little over a week ago, but I definitely did feel bad for poor Rainbow Unicorn. I hope Kool-Aid Man was able to fix him up and make him all better again… 😛
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Ha ha that is so fantastic. Did you really leave that note in your child’s school box?
I really needed a laugh today. Moved to LA which is really great, and I’m feeling a little overwhelmed right at the moment with what’s going to happen next. Laughter and humor is so key!! (And I’m mostly grateful, just a little stressed right now)
Have a great weekend! Blessings, Debbie
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Oh, but I did. That’s the beauty of being creative…Well, that, and having no shame. 😛
Moving is always so overwhelming and stressful, but things will settle down and be less chaotic soon. Sending positive thoughts your way for a smooth transition! 🙂
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Very creative idea. My mom never had to resort to this–we got chopped ham on white with mayo, potato chips, homemade cookies, and a thermos of nice sugary Kool-aid, so the lunchbox always returned home on empty. 🙂
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Cookies, Kool-Aid, and chips…oh my! No wonder your lunchbox was empty. 😀
I do give my kids a treat in their lunch bags most days, but I’m sure overall, it greatly pales in comparison.
I mean, what kind of horrible parent has the audacity to give their kids grapes?
Or worse yet, carrots?
Oh, that’s right.
Me.
I do that. 😛
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Did it work? 😀
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As far as I can tell, it did.
An innocent unicorn was spared! Hooray! 😛
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Woohoo!
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You’re my kind of mom. ❤
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Why, thank you! I can only hope my kids feel the same way. 😛
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