Did you just fall?
Pftt. Noooo! I attacked the floor.
Backwards?
What can I say? I’m talented like that.
Good ol’ sarcasm.
It’s an age-old art that’s near and dear to my heart.
Unfortunately, sarcasm is lost on some clueless people.
Bless their hearts.
Ha!
But seriously, sarcasm does have its virtues.
For instance, sarcastic people tend to be quite intelligent.
And they are skilled at abstract thinking.
And, of course, don’t forget the astoundingly high level of creativity that goes along with it.
Besides, being normal is just plain scary.
(Shudder!)
So let’s take a moment to celebrate this sadly misaligned quality, shall we?
(Words are so awesome! Who would’ve guessed that a simple combination of words paired with a witty undertone could be so satisfying?)
(Actually, I just so happen to be a sarcastically-fluent smartass.)
(Sadly, it doesn’t cover medically necessary shots of hard alcohol, either.)
(Sometimes I find myself taking a moment to reflect on the words that may or may not have just come out of my own mouth.)
(While I wouldn’t recommend actually doing this, don’t ever underestimate the power of the element of surprise.)
(Amen to that!)
(It’s a fine line, but I think it’s safe to say I haven’t personally crossed that threshold. Yet.)
(Not speaking from experience or anything, but I’d imagine there’s some truth to this.)
(This could cleverly be passed off as clumsiness, especially during a pretend fit of sneezes.)
(Yeah, so this is probably a wee bit messed up. But it is a fairly accurate assessment.)
(Quite possibly the most beautifully poetic backhanded compliment I’ve ever heard.)
(Exactly! Some people just express affection a bit differently, that’s all!)
(I realize this is a distinct possibility, but the gratification outweighs all else. It’s a chance I’m willing to take.)
(In that case, I’ll just stick with my new favorite catchphrase: “Go to Michigan!” On that note, there’s a special club especially for those of us who love sarcasm…)
(Hmmm. Oh well, it was worth a try, right?)
Gotta love humor with attitude.
After all, common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
It’s like that expression:
Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.
Now, if only more people were fluent in silence…
~Happy Friday, friends! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!~
Thank you for pointing this out, very true indeed.
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I grew up on Long Island. Sarcasm is in my blood. Love the post. 🙂
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I’m originally from NY, too. I always figured that alone accounted for my penchant for sarcasm. It just comes so naturally to me. 😝
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Oh yes. Can’t imagine a life without sarcasm! 🙂
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Oh, same here. For sure! 😝
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😁😁😁
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Well done on the best meme post I have ever seen!!
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Thank you! Glad you enjoyed! 😀
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Sarcasm can become a hug, a way of life, a weapon, a society or an incredibly hilarious post as this one. On that note cheers to Sarcasm 😉
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Sarcasm is just so misunderstood. It’s really just like a big, warm teddy bear hug. 😛
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Yes! Got it😎
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This was completely and utterly hilarious!!! I look forward to your future post featuring your incredible wit and humor!
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Aww, thank you! I very much appreciate your kind words! 😊
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Great post!
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Thank you! 😊
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“Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.” Tommy Chong
and saying it with flare like yourself Quirky! 🙂
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Ooh! I love it! 😃
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yes I thought of you when I read it so I saved it to share 🙂
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Aww, thank you! I appreciate it.💗
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my pleasure … happy birthday 🙂
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Nice BLOG!!! ADD my blog!!! Kisses!!!!
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Thanks! I’m already following you. 😄
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Thanks!!! Comment my photo!!! Nice POST ❤ ❤ ❤
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Pahaha! Those memes! Made me laugh 🙂 You know you live and breathe sarcasm when ever your face is sarcastic – my right eyebrow raises before my brain has had time to compute most people. Not my fault.
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Sarcasm is a very special type of talent. 😝
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I’m pretty sure you needed about 2-3 more of these to make your point.
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You know, I think you’re probably right! A few more examples would really drive the point home! 😄
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Sarcasm is the language of our generation! I still love the Simpsons quote: “Are you being sarcastic, dude?” “I don’t even know anymore…” Classic. So let’s all channel our inner Chandler and let the shade run wild!
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Woo hoo! It’s almost painful to speak any other way. 😄
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Ha ha ha! You are so funny. Thanks. I really like the one on sarcasm and attitude. I was just listening to a seminar where I heard how a change of attitude can bring in healing. So powerful!
I also wanted to mention to you that I’m a Professional Soul-Centered (and Humor-Centered!) Forgiveness Coach. I offer complimentary sessions, when I see someone with an open and courageous way about them – which you have in so many ways! Is having a one-to-one something you’d like to do? Forgiveness is such a profound way to lighten up and open up to more laughter and joy. 🙂
Let me know either way, and either way is just fine with me. Love that you are here & have such a focus on bringing us humor. You have a gift.
Blessings, Debbie
ps – you are welcome to email me: weloveyou@forgivingconnects.com
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Thanks, Debbie! Will definitely consider it. Hope your week is off to a wonderful start! 😊
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Sounds great! Hope yours is too 🙂
Having a fantastic one so far.
Blessings and keep laughing! Debbie
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Love this: “Silence is golden. / Duct tape is silver.” So traditional. They now make tie dye and cheesy mustache duct tape. Even more reasons to love it. 🙂
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Exactly! Duct tape is now versatile and stylish! 😜
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After reading this post I’m still not quite clear what you mean by “sarcasm?” (Ha!) Maybe a few more examples would clue me in! 🙂
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Perhaps this will help:
“Sarcasm: the brain’s natural defense against dumb.”
I’m sure I could find a few (hundred) additional examples, too, if needed. 😝
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Sarcasm is my first language. I love this post, thanks for the chuckles!
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Awesome! So glad you can relate. 😄
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i gave up my life membership of that club … got too predictable! lol
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If I give up my membership, I might have nothing left to ever say! 😜
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yes as it is the main feature of your posts I totally get that … but mine was too sharp and people took it personally so I had to lose it! You have the ability to make it much more general and humorous … i failed miserably on those two points 🙂
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Oh, no! Things always get interesting when people completely miss the sarcastic undertones and take a statement in the most literal sense imaginable. On the bright side, the reactions themselves sometimes make for good comedic material. 😜
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Love it! What would life be without sarcasm?! You’ve got my follow. Check out my comedy blog and give it a follow if you like it!
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Thanks! Will stop by and check it out shortly. 😉
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Awesome! 😁
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I have been a member of the national sarcasm society for a while now😄 I think I have been upgraded to their leadership role 😁
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That’s fantastic news! You can teach and inspire others. 😝
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Haha! Two of my best friends speak Sarcasm. They’re fluent in it as well. Haha!
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Excellent! I’m sure you’re always entertained when you’re with them. 😄
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Yup. Always. Lol.
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I love it! Some people just need a high five….. 🙂
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Indeed, they do… 😄
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