Did you just fall?
Pftt. Noooo! I attacked the floor.
What can I say? I’m talented like that.
Good ol’ sarcasm.
It’s an age-old art that’s near and dear to my heart.
Unfortunately, sarcasm is lost on some clueless people.
Bless their hearts.
But seriously, sarcasm does have its virtues.
For instance, sarcastic people tend to be quite intelligent.
And they are skilled at abstract thinking.
And, of course, don’t forget the astoundingly high level of creativity that goes along with it.
Besides, being normal is just plain scary.
So let’s take a moment to celebrate this sadly misaligned quality, shall we?
(Words are so awesome! Who would’ve guessed that a simple combination of words paired with a witty undertone could be so satisfying?)
(Actually, I just so happen to be a sarcastically-fluent smartass.)
(Sadly, it doesn’t cover medically necessary shots of hard alcohol, either.)
(Sometimes I find myself taking a moment to reflect on the words that may or may not have just come out of my own mouth.)
(While I wouldn’t recommend actually doing this, don’t ever underestimate the power of the element of surprise.)
(Amen to that!)
(It’s a fine line, but I think it’s safe to say I haven’t personally crossed that threshold. Yet.)
(Not speaking from experience or anything, but I’d imagine there’s some truth to this.)
(This could cleverly be passed off as clumsiness, especially during a pretend fit of sneezes.)
(Yeah, so this is probably a wee bit messed up. But it is a fairly accurate assessment.)
(Quite possibly the most beautifully poetic backhanded compliment I’ve ever heard.)
(Exactly! Some people just express affection a bit differently, that’s all!)
(I realize this is a distinct possibility, but the gratification outweighs all else. It’s a chance I’m willing to take.)
(In that case, I’ll just stick with my new favorite catchphrase: “Go to Michigan!” On that note, there’s a special club especially for those of us who love sarcasm…)
(Hmmm. Oh well, it was worth a try, right?)
Gotta love humor with attitude.
After all, common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
It’s like that expression:
Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.
Now, if only more people were fluent in silence…
~Happy Friday, friends! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!~