Happy May 4th!
It’s also Cinco de Mayo Eve…
If such a thing actually exists.
Would that make today Cuatro de Mayo?
Is that a thing?
Well, it is now.
At any rate, Star Wars fans…
Today is your day!
Presenting some of the funniest Star Wars quotes of all time!
(C-3PO has such a classy and charismatic way with words, I can’t help but respect his penchant for comic relief.)
(It’s true; Yoda looks better than most people 1/10th of his age!)
(Would the iconic Nike slogan have the same impact if it boasted, “Just try it”? Case in point.)
(Even I’m disturbed by the myriad of things that Darth Vader finds disturbing. He’s got the proverbial stick up his butt. I mean, would it really kill him to smile occasionally?)
(A fool is a fool is a fool… but my guess it’s more foolish to follow a fool.)
(If only more people would heed this wisdom and think before opening their massive pie-holes, the world would be a better place.)
(Does this apply strictly to droids, or can this approach be used with humans also? Just curious…)
(Size matters not, as Yoda once said. I’m inclined to agree.)
(Naturally, the best remedy for this is to find some type of distraction to drown out the screams of your inner voice of reason and just go with the flow.)
(Ha! Yoda obviously hadn’t met my boys, with their twisted and sadistic senses of humor.)
(A fresh new threat to employ when the kids get too rowdy in the car!)
(Burn! Hmm. Perhaps “burn” isn’t the right word, seeing as how a planet far from the sun probably wouldn’t be hot enough to burn, in any sense of the word. But yelling “freeze!” simply doesn’t have the same impact.)
(I may occasionally misplace my keys, but I can proudly say I’ve never once misplaced a planet.)
(Rogue One, we have a problem! Sure, having no horizon on the horizon is indeed problematic. But killing off the delightfully witty K-2SO? Oh, that was low.)
(I, too, have my moments. I’m not sure what that says about my other non-momentous moments, though..)
Nearly half of these clever gems are from Yoda.
I guess it’s no surprise.
He’s wise and witty.
He and I seem to have quite a bit in common.
Except that I’m not green.
Or half as wise.
Or 900 years old.
Regardless of the fact that my kids might try to tell you otherwise.
~Happy Friday, friends! May the fourth, er, force be with you!~
Thanks for all the laughs, QG!
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Always! And thank you for reading! 😄
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Great roundup!! I hope your Cuatro de Mayo and Cinco de Mayo were both festive!! 🙂
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Thanks! We definitely had our fill of nachos for Cinco de Mayo. 😛
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Love this. Wise you are. 😊
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May all your readers accept the force for the goodness it encourages or pursue the dark side for the sake of evil. As long as it is done with passion and purpose, it will certainly be worth the effort! 😀
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Passion and purpose are wonderful things… but are you actually encouraging people to be like Darth Vader? 😛
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Only as a fashion statement. Those “duds” are pretty cool!! 🙂
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And here I was holding out hope there would be a Jar Jar Binks quote. I guess stuttering and blubbering doesn’t fit well in a small confined meme…
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Oh, no! How wude of me! I myself love Jar Jar, but alas, he didn’t give me a whole lot to work with on this one. 😛
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Star Wars has its own holiday? Good Grief! I need a drink, maybe a Puke SkyyWalker.
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Ooh! Very clever. And catchy. Perhaps you ought to pitch that delightful moniker to Skyy Vodka. 😛
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R2D2 Has a potty mouth, I just believe it!
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I think you may be right! He’s forever getting beeped and bleeped, especially when he communicates with C-3PO. Then things really get ugly. 🤣
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This was too funny, Forgot about some of those quotes, thanks for sharing your interpretations…hella funny!
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Thanks, Mark! I just couldn’t do this post without adding my own two cents. 😂
Have a great weekend!
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and with you!
You made my day with this auspicious humour with my favourite characters and series …
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I am one with the force and the force is with me. 😁
Who is your favorite character? I’m partial to R2-D2. I guess I can’t resist a smart-ass droid. 😂
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too many to choose from, R2-D2 for same reason, Yoda for his cute mystic ways, Han for his naughtiness, Lela for her skills … they all have a special quirk that appeals and you would understand that 🙂
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Yes, so many characters with so many quirks… That must be why I enjoy it so much. 😀
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probably we all relate well to quirkiness, good name 🙂
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I must be a fan, each time I read a delicious quote, I could hear the voice of the speaker…how lovely to hear your voice as well, what a fantastic post to read on this auspicious day!
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I’m glad you enjoyed! Today just felt like the perfect day to feature some Star Wars humor. And of course, it wouldn’t be quirky if I didn’t add my own two cents to it all, right? 😆
Have a wonderful weekend! 😄
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Thank you!
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I thought “pie hole” was a purely British expression 😀
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Haha! Well, somehow it’s made its way over to the US. I don’t hear it too frequently, but that expression always cracks me up. 😁
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I like “cake hole” too but you don’t hear it too much these days!
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I’ve heard that one a time or two also. 😆
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