Some days, we just need an extra dose of humor to compensate for life’s crappy challenges.
Hell, even some months…
So here’s a bit of humorous inspiration for anyone who could use a little boost right about now.
(Have you ever seen a sad Cookie Monster? Case in point. Now go eat a cookie and cheer up.)
(If you believe passionately enough, you might soar higher than you ever thought possible! But you might want to put on a cape first, just to be on the safe side…)
(Much like the brain, utilizing one’s entire ass is twice as impactful as using half of it. It’s gotta be all ass or no ass. There’s no in between. Speaking of asses…)
(Butt prints are sooo unflattering. So get up and make amazing things happen!)
(If you do nothing else today, do this one little thing. Talk about an adrenalizing mood booster!)
(They say you can’t keep doing things the exact same way and expect different results. Right? I mean, left…?)
(I’ll be the first to admit, I hate to lose. Hate, hate, hate it. This is where having a warped sense of humor comes in handy.)
(To quote the great Homer Simpson, “Shut up brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!”)
(But seriously, it can kill you if you’re not careful. So be smart and use your brain. You know, the same one you just stabbed with a Q-tip. Whoops!)
(Plants need sunlight to thrive and grow. So do human beings. Without sunlight, we wither like shriveled prunes. So step outside and get your daily dose of mood boosting vitamin D.)
(Amen to that.)
(If all else fails, always remember this one thing: you’re awesome. Because I said so. Enough said.)
~Have a great weekend, friends! Smile, laugh, and always look for that elusive silver lining.~