Trick or treat!
It’s almost Halloween!
Sure, candy is fun and all.
But humor is far more satisfying.
And less likely to make you puke.
So here we go:
(Gives new meaning to selling one’s soul for something, doesn’t it? Looks like candy might have some virtues after all.)
(The unfortunate unraveling of a mummy. Shouldn’t he know bathrooms are a dangerous place for fellows like him?)
(GPS is simply incapable of safely guiding people to their destinations. Even a flying witch isn’t exempt from crappy directions.)
(This one gets my vote for best themed costume idea in the least ideal setting.)
(A mind is not to be wasted, whether in your head or on your plate.)
(Consider it unintentionally decorating, if you must. It’s a fine way to embrace the mess!)
(Because you can never have too much of a good thing. Even if it means eating yourself sick.)
(Kids these days are so freaking hard to please. Perhaps a nice homemade blood-of-bat stew would suffice?)
(This is almost sad. Hey, I said almost. Geez!)
(It’s no secret kids can be every bit as destructive as termites.)
(Eye rolling. It’s not just for teenagers anymore.)
(While still taboo, pumpkin cannibalism is becoming an increasingly prevalent issue.)
(Aww! I mean… Augh! I am so very, very scared!)
~Happy Friday, friends! Have a great weekend, and a fun Halloween!~
These are so ooo funny!!! LOL!!! Hahaha LOL!
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I loved the one with the witch crashing into the tree and the last pic with the doggies. Thanks for sharing!
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Those were funny, weren’t they? 😛
Hope you had a fun Halloween! 😀
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OMG!! These are so hilarious! Thanks for the laughs. Only one more day until we get a free pass to eat candy! 🙂
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Woo hoo! Who doesn’t love a free pass to overindulge in candy? 😛
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These are fabulous. Thanks for that!
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed! 😀
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I’ve given out candy from Valentines Day and Easter I bought on clearance and never finished off before. I cleaned out my computer room a couple weeks ago and came across a bonanza of bags of candy I’d never even opened. Only several….. um….. years expired. I coulda saved it for the big night, but thought that might be pushing the limits of good taste (and child safety) and pitched it instead…
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Oooh! You could’ve handed out your expired candy, and I could’ve handed out my plethora of expired gallons of water… And kids everywhere could hate us both. 😛
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Hahahah these are brilliant! And now we know, all it takes are some full size Snickers to barter with death! 😀
Happy Halloweeeeeeen – thanks for the giggles xx
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Yes! Snickers can save the day! And even lives! Candy is good for health, after all! 😛
Happy Halloween! 😀
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Your collection of comics is such fun.
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed. Happy Halloween! 😀
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You’ve got it all covered here, Quirky–full-size Snickers, eye rolling (LOL!), and even pumpkin spice latte cannibals. Happy Halloween! 🙂
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Happy Halloween! May you never encounter a pumpkin spice latte cannibal. They may look mild and unassuming, but watch out! 😛
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Some great, fun comics there. That first one – the full size Snickers one -always cracks me up. The last one was simply too frightening.
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I agree. That last comic was very frightening. Frighteningly cute, at any rate… 😀
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