She’s not particularly exciting.
What does she do all day, anyway?
I mean, besides vacuum and drive her kids around?
Oh. My. God.
I think I just described myself.
The horror!
Okay, okay.
Enough of that pity party.
Presenting ten of Marge Simpson’s most profound, yet undoubtedly humorous quotes:
(Brilliant! Set that bar low enough, and you’ll never be disappointed again!)
(She definitely can’t be accused of sugar-coating the truth with that attitude.)
(So that’s how it works? I would’ve sworn it was the other way around.)
(A rather classy way to get the message across, sans violence.)
(Proof that it’s easy to become too complacent, even in mediocrity.)
(Intelligence aside, their very presence in your can of tuna means more bang for your buck!)
(Consider yourself lucky. Some people don’t even have a sense of humor.)
(Hey, give her a break! She’s been wearing the same set of clothes since 1989.)
(The ultimate gauge for accessing a job well done.)
(Who needs Hawaii when you can have your very own jail cell?)
Apparently, I’ve got more in common with Marge Simpson than I realized.
Well, except I don’ t have a blue beehive.
Or three messed-up kids.
Or a husband with only two brain cells.
Poor Marge.
She’s patient, compassionate, and forgiving.
But the moralistic matriarch really didn’t hit the jackpot with that family, did she?
~Happy Friday, everyone! Hope you’ve had a terrific week!~
(The Modesty of Marge originally appeared on Comically Quirky on 6/9/16)
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Well, that’s humourous and wise at the same time.
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Love It! I actually liked this a little bit more than the Homer ones. Thanks for sharing.
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That’s probably because Marge is far smarter, and therefore more humorous, than poor old Homer. 😛
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Classic Marge! Thanks for adding to my laughter for the day! 🙂
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Always a pleasure 😊
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Too funny – I had no idea that Marge had such insights. The thing about not cutting off the crusts of her kids’ sandwiches is classic. Thanks for the humor – I just split up with a partner and can really use it.
Blessings to you! And happy Thanksgiving weekend.:) Debbie
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Marge is a beacon of wisdom! At least, compared to Homer… 😝
Hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving! Sorry to hear about the split with a partner. Hopefully a bit of humor will help you get through it. 💜
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Tell Marge to try an RV vacation… then she will be wishing for jail or a condo sales pitch. Also liked the happy little rut (I’m in one, too) and about sending kids a message by no longer cutting the crusts off their sandwiches (God, how daring!) 🙂
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An RV vacation sounds like a dream! Especially with kids and the dog… On second though, yikes! Suddenly, jail isn’t looking like such a bad prospect. 😂
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Lol 🙂
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😁
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One of the great TV moms in history.
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Without a doubt! 😄
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Very nice blog
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Thanks 😁
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