A recent (well, actually 5 years ago but I don’t want to rewrite this) transplant to No Man’s Land, Quirky Girl spends her days photographing the sky, observing the insanity of those around her, and staring blankly at cows and cornfields.

A huge fan of sports, she particularly enjoys motocross and baseball, as well as full-contact sports like hockey and MMA.

She’s lived in every time zone in the contiguous 48 states and can name all 50 states in alphabetical order in under 25 seconds.

In her free time, she plays Experimental Bartender in her kitchen while eating the frosting off cupcakes.