Tails ‘n’ Tweets

All smiles after enjoying an abandoned sugar cookie, fresh off the sidewalk.

All smiles after enjoying an abandoned sugar cookie, fresh off the sidewalk.

You probably know him as The Bigly Bestest Doggie from his debut monologue, Very, Very Unfairy

While writing that post, Quirky Girl realized @thebiglybestestdoggie had true star potential.

Without further ado, presenting the star of Comically Quirky’s new Tuesday Tails ‘n’ Tweets…

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Thank you for joining me on my adventures! Can I tell you all a secret?

@comicallyquirky: Okay, fine. But please don’t make us regret it.

@thebiglybestestdoggie: I just caught a grasshopper! And I think part of it is still in my mouth. Wanna see? 

@comicallyquirky: What?!? No! No, we would not like to see your disgusting little snack. But good job for being so resourceful, I guess.

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Why, thank you! I’m pretty pleased with myself, too.

@comicallyquirky: Of course you are. Hey, why don’t you tell our friends a little bit about yourself?

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Sure! My real name is Jett. I’m a 5 year-old Border Collie mix. I like to chase balls, catch balls, and chew balls…

@comicallyquirky: Fascinating. Let’s tell everyone how we met on that fateful September afternoon, shall we?

@thebiglybestestdoggie:  It was the best day of my life! This kid convinced his parents they needed a dog, and then they saw me at the shelter. The rest is history!

@comicallyquirkyYou didn’t bark and bounce off the cage like all the other crazy doggies. You looked…happy. There was just something special about you.

@thebiglybestestdoggie: I am pretty special. Hey, are you gonna give me a treat, or do I have to help myself again?

@comicallyquirkySeriously? Go play outside before I feed all your treats to the kids.

@thebiglybestestdoggie: You know you love me!

~Stay tuned for a new Tails ‘n’ Tweets post every Tuesday!~