You probably know him as The Bigly Bestest Doggie from his debut monologue, Very, Very Unfairy. 

While writing that post, Quirky Girl realized @thebiglybestestdoggie had true star potential.

Without further ado, presenting the star of Comically Quirky’s new Tuesday Tails ‘n’ Tweets…

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Thank you for joining me on my adventures! Can I tell you all a secret?

@comicallyquirky: Okay, fine. But please don’t make us regret it.

@thebiglybestestdoggie: I just caught a grasshopper! And I think part of it is still in my mouth. Wanna see? 

@comicallyquirky: What?!? No! No, we would not like to see your disgusting little snack. But good job for being so resourceful, I guess.

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Why, thank you! I’m pretty pleased with myself, too.

@comicallyquirky: Of course you are. Hey, why don’t you tell our friends a little bit about yourself?

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Sure! My real name is Jett. I’m a 5 year-old Border Collie mix. I like to chase balls, catch balls, and chew balls…

@comicallyquirky: Fascinating. Let’s tell everyone how we met on that fateful September afternoon, shall we?

@thebiglybestestdoggie:  It was the best day of my life! This kid convinced his parents they needed a dog, and then they saw me at the shelter. The rest is history!

@comicallyquirky: You didn’t bark and bounce off the cage like all the other crazy doggies. You looked…happy. There was just something special about you.

@thebiglybestestdoggie: I am pretty special. Hey, are you gonna give me a treat, or do I have to help myself again?

@comicallyquirky: Seriously? Go play outside before I feed all your treats to the kids.

@thebiglybestestdoggie: You know you love me!

~Stay tuned for a new Tails ‘n’ Tweets post every Tuesday!~