@thebiglybestestdoggie: What do you mean I have to get my ball off the table? It’s a Foosball table, for crying out loud! You need a ball to play Foosball. Work with me, people!

So it’s okay to put a ball in the Foosball table… but not on it? What kind of nonsense is that?

~Happy Tuesday, friends! It’s so hard being a doggie when you’re subjected to oppressive double standards imposed by clueless humans!~