Bigly Bestest Magician

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Optical illusion?  Funny camera angle? Or am I secretly The Bigly Bestest People Eater? Oh, come on. I wouldn’t hurt a fly! It’s magic, I tell ya! 

If you'll excuse me, I think it's naptime. Yaaaawnnn!

If you’ll excuse me, I think it’s naptime. Yaaaawnnn!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! Hope your week is off to a great start!~


Magical Motivation

Do you believe in magic?

Well, if you don’t want mass unicorn deaths on your hand, you best heed my advice:

Consider this a warning...

I tell ya, I am sick and tired of perfectly good food being wasted.

So I had to find a way to appeal to my youngest child’s sense of compassion for all of nature’s fine creatures.

Real or otherwise.

It’s not a mushy love note.

Short, sweet, and right to the point, it just states a simple fact.

A fact that may well be subject to opinion, but still.

I don’t care how old you are, killing mythological creatures is never cool.

So, for the love of God, shut up and eat your lunch.

A unicorn will thank you!

~Happy Friday! Hope you all have a magical weekend!~