@thebiglybestestdoggie: Since nobody in this house has bothered to build King Jett a magnificent throne, I’ve decided to claim my rightful place at the top of the staircase- the highest place of honor. That’s right, I’m King of the Stairs. And nobody can pass through without proper payment… in the form of yummy dog treats, of course!
Thou shall not pass… unless there are treats involved.
~Happy Tuesday, friends!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: I need a throne of my own. And not one of those toilet things, either. I look regal with my chin high in the air, so why am I forced to sit on the floor like a lowly peasant? Fix this, plebeians! And rub my royal belly, while you’re at it.
King Jett… It has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Whew! Jett is definitely not a fan of this sudden drop in temperature. Are you? Brrr!~
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