@thebiglybestestdoggie: It’s hot. I’m stuck inside. Guess there’s only one thing for me to do: take silly selfies!
Dang, I look gooood!
~Happy Tuesday! Even doggies can’t resist goofy selfies from time to time!~
Bigly Bestest Selfie Silliness
Tails ‘n’ Tweets
Bigly Bestest Kibble Quabble
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Enough of this crunchy crap! Getting tired of rock hard kibble. If this continues, consider me effectively on a hunger strike. At least, until I find something better to eat. In the backyard, perhaps…
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Poor Jett has been struggling to mask his disappointment whenever he strolls over to his food bowl lately. Apparently, the filet mignon he secretly wishes for has yet to materialize.~
Bigly Bestest Scaredy Dog
@thebiglybestestdoggie: When lightning strikes and the thunder roars, there’s only one thing for this big, strong, protective doggie to do… Hide!!! (Momma, save me!)
~Happy Tuesday, everyone! People expect doggies to be tough, but sometimes all they want to do is hide under a blanket and wait for the storm to pass… much like their human counterparts.~
Bigly Bestest Better Than Momma?
@thebiglybestestdoggie: So I’m The Bigly Bestest, but my Momma is just The Okayest? I don’t think so! She feeds me and walks me and takes care of me, so I think she’s better than just Okayest. Unless she forgets to feed me. Then yeah, she’ll definitely be downgraded to Okayest.
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Need proof that doggies are nicer than kids? I think my shirt speaks for itself!~
Bigly Bestest Super Doggie
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Look! Over there on the, uh… floor! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Super Doggie! Oh yeah. Check out my cool new cape! Does this mean I can fly now?
~Happy Tuesday, friends! While the cape might look magical, it seems all the magic is in the doggie himself. Abracadabra!~
Bigly Bestest Ball Amour
@thebiglybestestdoggie: I will carry you here and there. I will carry you everywhere! I do so love you, my darling blue ball. And I don’t care if anyone thinks it’s ridiculous! I will never let you out of my sight again. Never ever ever!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Poor Jett dropped his favorite blue ball in a questionable pile of …well, something, so we had to toss it in the trash. He moped around until we replaced it with an identical blue ball… which he now refuses to let out of his sight. It’s a classic case of puppy love!~
Bigly Bestest Party Pup
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Why am I wearing this goofy hat, and what are we celebrating? Is it my birthday already? Or Cousin Chloe’s birthday? No? Hmm. Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves treats!
(Psst! I think it might be Momma’s birthday!)
~Happy Tuesday, friends! It’s always fun to take a moment to celebrate the little pleasures in life!~
Bigly Bestest Blessing
@thebiglybestestdoggie: I am happiness. I am a blessing. And I make people smile. The moral of the story? It obviously pays to be adorable! I think I’m on to something here…
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Doggies really do equal happiness, don’t they? Just look at that smile!~
Bigly Bestest Birdy Buddy
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Just sitting around, chilling with my boy. Or a bird. Not really sure. Smells like a human, but looks like a mighty fine dinner prospect… Wonder if this is one of those goofy sphinxes I heard about? Hope he takes his head off soon so I know for sure.
~Happy Tuesday, friends! If this isn’t proof that friends come in all shapes and sizes, I don’t know what is. As long as there are belly rubs involved, anyway!~
Bigly Bestest Candy Crazy
@thebiglybestestdoggie: I want candy! I want candy! Ohhh. But I’m a doggie and can’t have candy. And those candy-filled Easter baskets behind me sure aren’t helping the matter. Oh, the injustice!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Anyone else suddenly craving candy? Hmmm…~
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