@thebiglybestestdoggie: Why is it encouraged for humans to slow down and smell the roses, but frowned upon when a doggie stops to smell the poopie? Such a load of crap!
@thebiglybestestdoggie: It’s hot. I’m stuck inside. Guess there’s only one thing for me to do: take silly selfies!
Dang, I look gooood!
~Happy Tuesday! Even doggies can’t resist goofy selfies from time to time!~
I’m boooorrred!!!
Go walk the dog.
But it’s too hot!!!
Fine. Read a book.
What is this, some kind of punishment?
Take a walk to the pool and go for a swim.
No. I don’t feel like getting wet.
Okay, then. Clean your room.
What?!? Why?
And that was only day three of summer break.
It’s hard to be a kid.
There’s never anything fun to do.
But somehow, all your friends are doing fun things.
Without you.
You know so.
Because it’s all right there on Snapchat.
And so the only plausible way to entertain yourself is to torment the dog.
I mean, teach the dog new tricks.
Like how to eat his doggie treat while pretending to be the civilized human being that he clearly is not.
At a table.
While sitting in a chair.
Because how could that be a bad idea?
Oh, right.
It’s gonna be a long summer…
Is this your idea of a good time? Seriously? Go back to school, you sadistic kids!
~Happy Friday, friends! Isn’t summertime the best? Hope you all have a great weekend!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Enough of this crunchy crap! Getting tired of rock hard kibble. If this continues, consider me effectively on a hunger strike. At least, until I find something better to eat. In the backyard, perhaps…
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Poor Jett has been struggling to mask his disappointment whenever he strolls over to his food bowl lately. Apparently, the filet mignon he secretly wishes for has yet to materialize.~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: When lightning strikes and the thunder roars, there’s only one thing for this big, strong, protective doggie to do… Hide!!! (Momma, save me!)
~Happy Tuesday, everyone! People expect doggies to be tough, but sometimes all they want to do is hide under a blanket and wait for the storm to pass… much like their human counterparts.~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: So I’m The Bigly Bestest, but my Momma is just The Okayest? I don’t think so! She feeds me and walks me and takes care of me, so I think she’s better than just Okayest. Unless she forgets to feed me. Then yeah, she’ll definitely be downgraded to Okayest.
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Need proof that doggies are nicer than kids? I think my shirt speaks for itself!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Look! Over there on the, uh… floor! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Super Doggie! Oh yeah. Check out my cool new cape! Does this mean I can fly now?
~Happy Tuesday, friends! While the cape might look magical, it seems all the magic is in the doggie himself. Abracadabra!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: I will carry you here and there. I will carry you everywhere! I do so love you, my darling blue ball. And I don’t care if anyone thinks it’s ridiculous! I will never let you out of my sight again. Never ever ever!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Poor Jett dropped his favorite blue ball in a questionable pile of …well, something, so we had to toss it in the trash. He moped around until we replaced it with an identical blue ball… which he now refuses to let out of his sight. It’s a classic case of puppy love!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Why am I wearing this goofy hat, and what are we celebrating? Is it my birthday already? Or Cousin Chloe’s birthday? No? Hmm. Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves treats!
(Psst! I think it might be Momma’s birthday!)
~Happy Tuesday, friends! It’s always fun to take a moment to celebrate the little pleasures in life!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: I am happiness. I am a blessing. And I make people smile. The moral of the story? It obviously pays to be adorable! I think I’m on to something here…
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Doggies really do equal happiness, don’t they? Just look at that smile!~
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