Go walk the dog.
But it’s too hot!!!
Fine. Read a book.
What is this, some kind of punishment?
Take a walk to the pool and go for a swim.
No. I don’t feel like getting wet.
Okay, then. Clean your room.
And that was only day three of summer break.
It’s hard to be a kid.
There’s never anything fun to do.
But somehow, all your friends are doing fun things.
You know so.
Because it’s all right there on Snapchat.
And so the only plausible way to entertain yourself is to torment the dog.
I mean, teach the dog new tricks.
Like how to eat his doggie treat while pretending to be the civilized human being that he clearly is not.
At a table.
While sitting in a chair.
Because how could that be a bad idea?
It’s gonna be a long summer…
~Happy Friday, friends! Isn’t summertime the best? Hope you all have a great weekend!~