@thebiglybestestdoggie: Do you believe in magic? Well, guess what? I’m here to prove once and for all that unicorns really do exist! That’s right; The Bigly Bestest Doggie is also a magical, majestic Unicorn Doggie!
Momma said I can be anything I want to be!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Don’t ever stop believing in magic. As Jett just proved, anything is possible!~ 😉
176 down, 3½ to go!
Days of school, that is.
My oldest son and I discussed this over breakfast the other morning.
Can you believe it? You only have only a few more days of school! Where has the time gone?
He thought about it for a moment, before providing his honest input:
Down the toilet?
Interesting.
It’s been yet another enjoyable year of school-related fun, between emails, phone calls, and general chaos as usual.
We’re all tired of the crazed school morning hustles, and afternoons filled with homework that none of us seem to have enough brain cells to sufficiently decipher.
(Hello, Google!)
We all need a break.
I need a break.
It’s so much easier to get myself up and off to work at 3 am than it is to get two zombie kids out of bed and out the door in time for school.
The leftover breakfast carnage of overturned yogurt cups, toast crusts, and banana peels has long gotten old.
And I’m running out of lunch box ideas.
What’s next?
A water bottle and a chocolate bar?
Or maybe that box of powdered sugar that’s been sitting on the counter since last Christmas?
How’s that for a treat?
Well, one thing is for certain:
I may not always know what to pack for lunch, but I sure don’t lack creativity!
In order to remind kids of the high stakes, it’s often helpful to add subtly veiled threats directed at mythological creatures.
Nothing spreads joy (or concern) faster than my good old lunch notes!
(Run, unicorns! Run!)
Whew!
We survived!
Well, almost….
~Happy Friday, everyone! For those of you with school-aged kids, you may want to take a moment to indulge in a stiff drink or two before school is out. You know, for sanity’s sake. Have a great weekend!~
Do you believe in magic?
Well, if you don’t want mass unicorn deaths on your hand, you best heed my advice:
I tell ya, I am sick and tired of perfectly good food being wasted.
So I had to find a way to appeal to my youngest child’s sense of compassion for all of nature’s fine creatures.
Real or otherwise.
It’s not a mushy love note.
Short, sweet, and right to the point, it just states a simple fact.
A fact that may well be subject to opinion, but still.
I don’t care how old you are, killing mythological creatures is never cool.
So, for the love of God, shut up and eat your lunch.
A unicorn will thank you!
~Happy Friday! Hope you all have a magical weekend!~
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