@thebiglybestestdoggie: I need a throne of my own. And not one of those toilet things, either. I look regal with my chin high in the air, so why am I forced to sit on the floor like a lowly peasant? Fix this, plebeians! And rub my royal belly, while you’re at it.
King Jett… It has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Whew! Jett is definitely not a fan of this sudden drop in temperature. Are you? Brrr!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Why is the sky blue? Why is my ball so far away? Why can’t I have a big bag of yummy treats for breakfast? And why, oh why, is nobody rubbing my glorious belly?
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Apparently, a few belly rubs and some doggie treats go a long way in the world of dogs! Life’s little pleasures, right?~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Momma loves it when I help with her projects! Sure, I might accidentally plop down on a stack of photos or roll my ball across the paper cutter, but my irresistible adorableness always keeps me out of trouble!
World’s most adorably helpful doggie, at your service!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Everything is way more fun with a terrific helper like Jett!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: What do you mean I have to get my ball off the table? It’s a Foosball table, for crying out loud! You need a ball to play Foosball. Work with me, people!
So it’s okay to put a ball in the Foosball table… but not on it? What kind of nonsense is that?
~Happy Tuesday, friends! It’s so hard being a doggie when you’re subjected to oppressive double standards imposed by clueless humans!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Oh, blue ball. It’s not that I don’t love you anymore. It’s just that I got this shiny, new, less slobbery red ball for my birthday. I know it might look like a case of out with the chewed and in with the new, but I do still love you. I swear!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! It’s tough when a doggie chooses favorites among his loyal toys!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: I had such an awesome birthday! I got a new ball. I went for a long walk. I got all kinds of extra attention! But the best part? I got to eat treats for dinner! Really, I did!
Happy Birthday to me!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Who else celebrates their pet’s birthday? Jett’s birthday certainly qualifies as a great reason to get into party mode!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Less than a week until my birthday! I’m super excited! I love my family. I love presents. Oh, and I really love treats!
Is it my birthday yet? No? How about now?
~Happy Tuesday, everyone! Doggies love a good celebration. Especially if it involves the possibility of treats!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: 38?!? According to a recent list of the 100 most popular doggie breeds, Border Collies rank #38. Excuse me?!? Does this look like the face of 38th place? The nerve!
My momma says I’m beautiful. She obviously knows what she’s talking about…
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Numbers, whether age or ranking, are meaningless. So just keep on being awesome and forget the rest!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Hi! Hello! Excuse me! Can you see me? Hmm. How about now? Ah, yes. There we go. You know, I sure could use a little attention right about now. So quit cramming food into your face and rub my belly!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! What could be better than a nice wet nose in your face when you’re trying to eat breakfast? Haha!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Don’t worry, my precious little ones. Since you keep getting yourselves lost, I’m just gonna sit here under this table and keep watch over you myself. You’ll never roll out of my sight again!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Jett sure is a fierce and noble protector of all the things he holds near and dear to his heart!~