Bigly Bestest Hostile Takeover

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Well, isn’t that just outrageous? This giant plastic ball had the nerve to take over MY beanbag! Along with that, it took my favorite book! This is definitely no ordinary ball. Wonder if this mutant got so big by eating all my yummy treats… well, peace was never an option!

Sorry, but in this case, sharing is definitely not caring!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! Special thanks to my youngest son for his help creating this week’s Tails ‘n’ Tweets post! ~

Bigly Bestest Reading & Wrestling

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Remember how Momma told me to go read a book instead of licking the floor? Well, guess what? I found Youngest Owner’s wrestling book, and thought I’d try out a few moves. Right now I’m working on mastering some fancy new submissions. Momma is gonna be so proud of me!

So left paw goes over the left leg like this…

~Happy Tuesday, friends! You just might be looking at the future Doggie WWE champion!  Haha!~

Bigly Bestest Devil in Disguise

@thebiglybestestdoggie: It’s almost Halloween, and I am so ready! Momma says I’m the cutest little devil she’s ever seen. Oh, and guess what? It’s also my second Tails ‘n’ Tweets anniversary! That’s right; it’s been two amazing years since I came along and joined (and unintentionally took over) Comically Quirky!

Who’s ready for a devilishly good time?

~Happy Halloween, friends! And thanks for joining Jett on his exciting adventures! You guys are the best!~

Bigly Bestest Bookworm

@thebiglybestestdoggie: I like to lick floors. And trees. And lots of other random objects. But Momma says I need some different hobbies. So she suggested that I read a book. I’m pretty sure she probably meant eat a book, though. I think that would make so much more sense, wouldn’t it?

Check out my exciting little book collection!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! Isn’t it great how books bring great joy to humans and doggies alike? Haha!~

Bigly Bestest Helpful Companion

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Just another lazy day, lounging around and thinking about what else I should be doing. I guess I could help Momma with laundry. Or maybe I could empty the dishwasher. Ooh, wait! I know! I bet Momma would just love it if I made dinner tonight! Yes, that’s perfect! 

Not all doggies are lazy, ya know!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! While I would indeed be thrilled to not have to worry about dinner tonight, I’m not sure the kids will be too enthused about being served puppy chow. Haha!~

Bigly Bestest Sad Goodbye

@thebiglybestestdoggie:  Cousin Chloe, you were a very good doggie. You lived a great life, and you were so very loved. You have been a loyal friend to us all, and I hereby grant you the honorary title of Bestest Little Angel Doggie. Rest in peace, sweet cousin. We love you always.

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ~Will Rogers

Bigly Bestest Tired Pup

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Been clawing at the door and waking Momma up every two hours the last few nights for no apparent reason other than to meander around the backyard like some sort of nocturnal lunatic. Momma is tired. I’m tired. It just seems like such a good idea, though… 

This tired doggie could sure use a nap!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! If any of you have ever experienced similar issues, I’d love to hear your thoughts. I’d also love a nap.~

Bigly Bestest Different Perspective

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Have you ever tried looking at the world from a different perspective? I find that looking at things upside down makes life more interesting. It also doesn’t hurt that this angle is optimal for belly rubs! Moral of the story? Experimenting with different viewpoints might just bring some sweet surprises!

Bring on those belly rubs!

~Happy Tuesday, friends!~

Bigly Bestest Attention Enthusiast

@thebiglybestestdoggie:  The kids are back in school… which means Momma obviously has more time now to give me unlimited belly rubs and even more love! Best of all, I bet I will have her undivided attention every minute of every day while they’re at school! I mean, what else could she possibly want to do than snuggle with her most favoritest doggie?

Finally, I get all the attention again!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! It’s hard to believe that summer break is over already… especially since it’s still 100 degrees out! Crazy, crazy.~

Bigly Bestest Birthday Ideas

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Today is Daddy’s birthday! I’ve been thinking really hard about gift ideas for him. Should I get Daddy a shiny new squeaky ball? Or maybe he’d like a box of yummy treats? Or perhaps I should try to catch a cuddly Rabbit Friend for him from the backyard? Ooh yeah, I bet he’d like that!

Happy Birthday, Daddy!!!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! Wow, Jett looks like he is ready to paaarty!~