Bigly Bestest Toasty Paws

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Oh, don’t look at me like that. Humans aren’t the only ones who need a little extra warmth on chilly mornings. Besides, Momma’s slippers are a perfect fit for these precious paws!

~Happy Tuesday! It’s finally starting to feel like spring, but mornings are still a bit chilly. In the meantime, it’s nothing a blanket- or slippers- can’t fix!~

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Bigly Bestest Daylight Savings Dreariness

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Everyone around me is either walking around like sleep-deprived zombies or pumped up on caffeine. And they’re all unusually cranky.  Also, nobody has taken me for a walk yet. This is unacceptable. Daylight Savings nonsense needs to go!

Daylight Savings, you're going down!

Daylight Savings Time, you’re going down!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! Anyone else struggling to adjust to the time change? I sure am. Bleh!~

Bigly Bestest Virtual Suspect

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Momma suspects I’ve been secretly conversing with a virtual pal called Alexa after a coincidental suggestion to order dog food instantly popped up when she turned on Amazon Prime TV.  I swear, I had nothing to do with it. Nothing at all!

(Psst! Alexa, help a doggie out. Order me some more treats, would ya?)

(Psst! Alexa, help a doggie out. Order me some more treats, would ya?)

~Happy Tuesday!~

Bigly Bestest Second-Guessing

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Eagerly jumped into car without thinking things through. Where exactly are we even going? To play at the park? To pick the kids up from school? Or (eek!) to the vet?!? Augh! Learn to brain, Jett! Learn to brain!!!

What have I gotten myself into?

What have I gotten myself into?

~Happy Tuesday! Don’t feel too bad for Jett; he enjoyed a leisurely ride to school on a nice sunny day. Lucky doggie!~

Bigly Bestest Squeaky Friends

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Just chilling with my three good friends- Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. We have so many great adventures together… But sometimes they can be real troublemakers. Like when they roll away and get themselves lost. Theodore! Simon! ALVINNN!!!

Sqeauky balls are a doggie's best friend... they're loyal, comforting, and always ready for a good time!

Sqeauky balls are a doggie’s best friend… they’re loyal, comforting, and always ready for a good time!

~Happy Tuesday!  Special thanks to my older son for inspiring this post with his comical realization that Jett’s red, blue, and green balls do indeed represent The Chipmunks. Ha!~

Bigly Bestest Demanding Doggie

@thebiglybestestdoggie: I know I said I wouldn’t ask for anything else after politely requesting ownership of that comfy blue beanbag… But in my defense, it’s been one whole week. So… I’m effectively staking my claim to this spot, too. Thanks, Momma!

With a cozy blanket and a plush pillow, this spot is perfectly fit for King Jett!

With a cozy blanket and a plush pillow, this spot is perfectly fit for King Jett!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! Looks like Jett found himself yet another cozy lounge spot. At this rate, we’re all gonna be sleeping on the floor. Haha!~

Bigly Bestest Beanbag Bandit

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Yes, I know. I already have two doggie beds. And a handful of cozy blankets. And that spacious futon I’ve officially claimed for myself.  But can I please have this beanbag, too? I promise I’ll never ask for anything ever again! I mean, until tomorrow, at least…

Please, oh please, tell me I can keep this beanbag! It's just so comfy!

Please, oh please, tell me I can keep this beanbag! It’s just so comfy!

~Happy Tuesday, friends!~

Bigly Bestest Bundle of Mischief

@thebiglybestestdoggie: I just hit the jackpot!  Finally got my paws on an electronic device of my very own! Wonder how long it will take Momma to realize she’s missing her Kindle…

 

I'm trying to be discreet, but I just can't hide my excitement!

I’m trying to be discreet, but I just can’t hide my excitement!

~Happy Tuesday, friends! Either Jett found a really good book to read on that Kindle, or he’s developing an unfortunate addiction to Candy Crush. Yikes!~

Return of The Bigly Bestest

@thebiglybestestdoggie: I know I’m a little late… but Happy New Year! Sending everyone Bigly Bestest hugs, kisses, and lots of good wishes for a fantastic 2019. I’ve missed you all so much! 

I'm so happy to be back!

I’m so happy to be back!

~Thank you all so, so much for the outpouring of kindness and support you’ve generously shared in these challenging weeks since my mom passed. Jett has proven a million times over that he truly is the bestest doggie I could’ve ever asked for. And you guys are pretty terrific, too.~

The Badness of Bart

Don’t have a cow, man!

El Barto.

Bartman.

Bart Simpson.

Homer and Marge’s impressively underachieving firstborn.

Mischievous and rebellious, this kid is definitely not a role-model child by any stretch of the imagination.

But he is one of America’s favorite juvenile delinquents.

Presenting ten inspiring quotes from the infamous Bart:

bart simpson try to try

(That’s a start, I suppose.)

bart simpson can't prove anythi

(Little wonder this kid spends his days in detention.)

bart simpson crazy people

(Poor Bartman. That’s actually kind of sad. )

bart simpson good or bad

(Right. You just keep telling yourself that.)

bart simpson damned if you do

(Truer words have never been spoken. Especially not by a 10 year-old with a penchant for bad behavior.)

bart simpson liar

(Blatant honesty is always so refreshing.)

bart simpson true meaning of ch

(Once again, Bart is slightly misguided as the result of poor parenting. On a side note: leave it to Ho-Ho-Homer to spread cheer through strangulation.)

bart simpson sucks and blows

(No point in sugar-coating the truth, is there?)

bart simpson never give up

(Well, he started off on the right track with this one…)

bart simpson stare at the sun

(Sounds like the kind of advice you’d expect from Homer. Proof that the apple doesn’t fall far.)

Bart may not be an overachiever like his sister Lisa, but he sure has perfected the art of trouble-making.

And he’s a master prankster.

Well, what do you really expect from a character whose name is the anagram for the word “brat”?

Ay caramba!

~Happy Friday! Hope you all have a great weekend!~

(The Badness of Bart originally appeared on Comically Quirky on 7/15/16)