@thebiglybestestdoggie: What do you mean I am not a lap doggie? How can that possibly be? I mean, look at me! I am a doggie… and I am also sitting quite comfortably on Momma’s lap. So you see, I am definitely the perfect lap doggie!
The best seat in the house is always the seat somebody else is already sitting on!
~Happy Tuesday, friends!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Well, isn’t that just outrageous? This giant plastic ball had the nerve to take over MY beanbag! Along with that, it took my favorite book! This is definitely no ordinary ball. Wonder if this mutant got so big by eating all my yummy treats… well, peace was never an option!
Sorry, but in this case, sharing is definitely not caring!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Special thanks to my youngest son for his help creating this week’s Tails ‘n’ Tweets post! ~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Remember how Momma told me to go read a book instead of licking the floor? Well, guess what? I found Youngest Owner’s wrestling book, and thought I’d try out a few moves. Right now I’m working on mastering some fancy new submissions. Momma is gonna be so proud of me!
So left paw goes over the left leg like this…
~Happy Tuesday, friends! You just might be looking at the future Doggie WWE champion! Haha!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: It’s almost Halloween, and I am so ready! Momma says I’m the cutest little devil she’s ever seen. Oh, and guess what? It’s also my second Tails ‘n’ Tweets anniversary! That’s right; it’s been two amazing years since I came along and joined (and unintentionally took over) Comically Quirky!
Who’s ready for a devilishly good time?
~Happy Halloween, friends! And thanks for joining Jett on his exciting adventures! You guys are the best!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: I like to lick floors. And trees. And lots of other random objects. But Momma says I need some different hobbies. So she suggested that I read a book. I’m pretty sure she probably meant eat a book, though. I think that would make so much more sense, wouldn’t it?
Check out my exciting little book collection!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Isn’t it great how books bring great joy to humans and doggies alike? Haha!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Who is that majestic beast walking alongside me? He looks incredible! What? Really? It’s me?! Wow, I look so fierce! So utterly magnificent! Although I do also resemble a goofy hyena…
Well hello there, you stunning beast!
~Happy Tuesday, friends!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Just another lazy day, lounging around and thinking about what else I should be doing. I guess I could help Momma with laundry. Or maybe I could empty the dishwasher. Ooh, wait! I know! I bet Momma would just love it if I made dinner tonight! Yes, that’s perfect!
Not all doggies are lazy, ya know!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! While I would indeed be thrilled to not have to worry about dinner tonight, I’m not sure the kids will be too enthused about being served puppy chow. Haha!~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Cousin Chloe, you were a very good doggie. You lived a great life, and you were so very loved. You have been a loyal friend to us all, and I hereby grant you the honorary title of Bestest Little Angel Doggie. Rest in peace, sweet cousin. We love you always.
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ~Will Rogers
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Been clawing at the door and waking Momma up every two hours the last few nights for no apparent reason other than to meander around the backyard like some sort of nocturnal lunatic. Momma is tired. I’m tired. It just seems like such a good idea, though…
This tired doggie could sure use a nap!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! If any of you have ever experienced similar issues, I’d love to hear your thoughts. I’d also love a nap.~
@thebiglybestestdoggie: Meet my new friend! His name is Missoula. Or maybe it’s Moosoula? But I just call him Friend. Friend is so much fun! I take him all over the house to play. He loves it when I toss him into the air to do awesome flips! He’s also pretty tasty…
New friends are the best!
~Happy Tuesday, friends! Jett would like to say thank you to everyone for all the sweet birthday wishes!~