Don’t have a cow, man!

El Barto.

Bartman.

Bart Simpson.

Homer and Marge’s impressively underachieving firstborn.

Mischievous and rebellious, this kid is definitely not a role-model child by any stretch of the imagination.

But he is one of America’s favorite juvenile delinquents.

Presenting ten inspiring quotes from the infamous Bart:

(That’s a start, I suppose.)

(Little wonder this kid spends his days in detention.)

(Poor Bartman. That’s actually kind of sad. )

(Right. You just keep telling yourself that.)

(Truer words have never been spoken. Especially not by a 10 year-old with a penchant for bad behavior.)

(Blatant honesty is always so refreshing.)

(Once again, Bart is slightly misguided as the result of poor parenting. On a side note: leave it to Ho-Ho-Homer to spread cheer through strangulation.)

(No point in sugar-coating the truth, is there?)

(Well, he started off on the right track with this one…)

(Sounds like the kind of advice you’d expect from Homer. Proof that the apple doesn’t fall far.)

Bart may not be an overachiever like his sister Lisa, but he sure has perfected the art of trouble-making.

And he’s a master prankster.

Well, what do you really expect from a character whose name is the anagram for the word “brat”?

Ay caramba!

~Happy Friday! Hope you all have a great weekend!~

(The Badness of Bart originally appeared on Comically Quirky on 7/15/16)