She’s not particularly exciting.
What does she do all day, anyway?
I mean, besides vacuum and drive her kids around?
Oh. My. God.
I think I just described myself.
The horror!
Okay, okay. Enough of that pity party.
Presenting ten of Marge’s most profound, yet undoubtedly humorous quotes:
(Brilliant! Set that bar low enough, and you’ll never be disappointed again!)
(She definitely can’t be accused of sugar-coating the truth with that attitude.)
(So that’s how it works? I would’ve sworn it was the other way around.)
(A rather classy way to get the message across, sans violence.)
(Proof that it’s easy to become too complacent, even in mediocrity.)
(Intelligence aside, their very presence in your can of tuna means more bang for your buck!)
(Consider yourself lucky. Some people don’t even have a sense of humor.)
(Hey, give her a break! She’s been wearing the same set of clothes since 1989.)
(The ultimate gauge for accessing a job well done.)
(Who needs Hawaii when you can have your very own jail cell?)
Apparently, I’ve got more in common with Marge Simpson than I realized.
Well, except I don’ t have a blue beehive.
Or three messed-up kids.
Or a husband with only two brain cells.
Poor Marge.
She’s patient, compassionate, and forgiving.
But the moralistic matriarch really didn’t hit the jackpot with that family, did she?
~Happy Thursday, everyone! Hope you’re having a terrific week! If you haven’t already, please be sure to check out the other two parts of The Simpsons series: The Wisdom of Homer and The Logic of Lisa!~
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Haha, good’ol Marge! Loved the post and your blog too 🙂
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Thank you! And welcome! Yeah, Marge is just bursting with witty wisdom, isn’t she? 😛
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Totally! You should do one on Homer Simpson too … wld be hilarious!
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Oh, but I did! 😉 Here ya go:
https://comicallyquirky.com/2016/04/15/the-wisdom-of-homer/
And Bart is next up on my list. 😛
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I just had a look and cant stop laughing … so glad I found your blog 😀
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And I’m so glad to have you here! 🙂
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Marge is my favorite Simpson. Sometimes I “give my husband the Marge” (that little growl she does) when he doesn’t behave. It is my goal to have a blue beehive one day. 🙂
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I’m sure your husband is probably infinitely better behaved than Homer. 😀
That blue beehive looks like it could double as a weapon. I wonder what the upkeep on it is like. 😛
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Love Marge! She’s got it together 😃
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Even amidst the chaos of a dysfunctional family, she does seem to be doing something right. 😀
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Love it. So good. I can relate to a few of these too which is kinda scary 🙂
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I can relate a little too well, myself. I especially love the first one, with setting low standards. Oh, and the one about teaching the kids a lesson by not removing the crust from their bread. 😀
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Yes, yes, yes!!! 🙂
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Enjoyed reading your comments below the quotes. 😉
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Thanks! I just feel so compelled to throw my own twisted two cents in. 😛
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I guess she followed her own advice about aiming low in life. Oh well, at least she seems happy with her choices. 🙂
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Right? You definitely have to give her credit for practicing what she preaches. 😛
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Great quotes
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Thank you! Glad you enjoyed. 🙂
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Love the Marge quotes-she has a lot to put up with and does it with great style!
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Yes, she really does put up with a lot. I’d say she has the patience of a saint, especially with that dysfunctional bunch. 😛
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