Don’t have a cow, man!
El Barto.
Bartman.
Bart Simpson.
Homer and Marge’s impressively underachieving firstborn.
Mischievous and rebellious, this kid is definitely not a role-model child by any stretch of the imagination.
But he is one of America’s favorite juvenile delinquents.
Presenting ten inspiring quotes from the infamous Bart:
(That’s a start, I suppose.)
(Little wonder this kid spends his days in detention.)
(Poor Bartman. That’s actually kind of sad. )
(Right. You just keep telling yourself that, kid.)
(Truer words have never been spoken. Especially not by a 10 year-old with a penchant for bad behavior.)
(Blatant honesty is always so refreshing.)
(Once again, Bart is slightly misguided as the result of poor parenting. On a side note: leave it to Ho-Ho-Homer to spread cheer through strangulation.)
(No point in sugar-coating the truth, is there?)
(Well, he started off on the right track with this one.)
(Sounds like the kind of advice you’d expect from Homer. Proof that the apple doesn’t fall far.)
Bart may not be an overachiever like his sister Lisa, but he sure has perfected the art of trouble-making.
And he’s a master prankster.
Well, what do you really expect from a character whose name is the anagram for the word “brat”?
Ay carumba!
~Hope you all have a great weekend! Don’t forget to also check out The Wisdom of Homer, The Logic of Lisa, and The Modesty of Marge.~
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These are great, I laughed at the last one in particular. 😃😃😃😃
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Thanks! Homer really is in a class of his own. I guess that’s part of his appeal, and also what makes him so disturbingly funny. 😀
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That’s the right phrase ‘disturbingly funny’ lol
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I liked this post – so much fun. Need to read the others now 🙂
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Yay! The Simpsons and all their dysfunctional ways are always good for a few laughs. 😀
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Finally … been waiting for this one! Bart is so cool man … 😀
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I hope Bart never took that last piece of advice seriously in the late afternoon….
Bart Simpson shirts make me think of my high school days…. not that they were anything to remember!
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Aww, come on. You didn’t have a closet full of Bart Simpson t-shirts with crude and crass quotes? 😛
Yeah, neither did I…
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Do you know the origins of the Simpson’s on The Tracy Ullman show?
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Yes! I never actually watched that show, though. 😛
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You don’t know what you missed then!! It was awesome!! Ullman is a hoot.
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