You know you’ve indisputably crossed into adulthood
when you go from downing late night shots with friends
to early morning chain-chugging Dixie cups of coffee
above the trash can at your neighborhood grocery store.
Chug it! Chug it! Chug it!
A Double Shot of Reality
comically quirky 
LOL… I have done neither, so I’m not quite sure where I stand on the timeline of life.
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Good for you! And… if you’re drinking water, then you’re eternally youthful! 😀
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More soda than water…. but enough H2O to keep the kidney stones down to just one every few years or so!
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Haha! There is water in soda, right?
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Allegedly underneath all that caffeine and sugar… yes!
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Surely, that must count for something. 😀
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The truth is painful and so, so accurate.
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Isn’t it, though? *sigh*
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That indeed does sound like a “passing of the torch” from one era to another. Bottoms up!
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While alcohol does have its benefits (and both can provide a buzz of sorts), only coffee can fuel those of us who would otherwise go through the day as zombies. Cheers!
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