Demolishing people with your vehicle is almost never a good idea.
But it could always be worse.
Or at least more ironic, at any rate.
After all, it’s not every day you see someone so forthcoming about their faith unwittingly endangering the lives of others.
I recently had the luxury of witnessing firsthand such a paradoxical event.
A car valiantly emblazoned with the virtues of Jesus narrowly missed plowing down a pedestrian while backing out of its parking space.
Or so the decal passionately proclaimed.
While drawing isn’t one of my numerous talents, I was inspired to recreate the scene of audacious irony for your entertainment utilizing the new photo editing software I received for Christmas.
On a side note, I highly doubt this is what my husband had in mind when he bought me that software, but hey, I’m putting it to good use!
I feel like I’m forgetting some important detail here.
The vigilant pedestrian ran like hell out of harm’s way in a timely enough manner, in case you were wondering.
Stay safe, and watch out for the Devil in Disguise. (Sorry, Elvis.)
But seriously, watch your back.