Bigly Bestest Food Critic

@thebiglybestestdoggie: Inattentive staff. Slow service. Completely oblivious to my culinary cravings, evident from the same food I’m served every single meal, every single day. I’d give it zero stars if I could.Β 

This stuff again. Yay.

This stuff again. Yay.

~Happy Tuesday, everyone! They say variety is the spice of life. I think Jett would be inclined to agree, especially after getting a taste of real turkey on Thanksgiving. Luckily for him, Christmas is right around the corner…~

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12 thoughts on “Bigly Bestest Food Critic

    • It was bonafide turkey, not the vegan alternative. So yeah, it’s safe to say he’s a fan of real meat. But then, I suppose he’s a bit of an animal, after all. This is the same doggie who tried to steal a package of hot dogs off the kitchen counter when he thought nobody was watching. 😝

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  1. Mommy dearest….that’s right!!! Sure you give Jett food he’s likely to enjoy, but you put it on a plate made from chemicals and dyes. How cruel your real intent is to weaken the one cell layer protecting his intestines from disruption resulting in leaky gut syndrome and systemic inflammation. Oh, you can bet that PETA will be hearing from me!!! πŸ˜€

    P.S. Jett asked me to see if you could add a little gravy next time. It would bring out the delicious flavor in the turkey. He also said he doesn’t mind the chemicals and dyes as long as you’re willing to add larger portions to the plate so he can’t see them. He considers this a reasonable compromise.

    Nice to see ya’ll having such a great time with him. Dogs are a beautiful addition to a fun filled family. πŸ™‚

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    • The funny thing is, that’s not even his dish! I’m not sure how he ended up with it. 😝 Rest assured his meals are typically served in a nice shiny stainless steel bowl. It’s so shiny, in fact, that he ought to be able to see his reflection in it after wolfing down his food in the ten seconds it takes for him to impressively clear a plate. πŸ˜„

      Ok, fine. Gravy sounds like a reasonable compromise. 😜

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