This morning, I found myself elbow-deep in pumpkin guts in a laughable attempt to carve a Minecraft Creeper face.
To keep myself sane, I created a little song in honor of Halloween.
Ah. Halloween; the fabulous tradition of dressing the entire family up like an eclectic group of escaped mental patients and wandering door to door, politely demanding candy from people you’ve never even seen before in your life.
But hey, when else can you witness an angel walking arm in arm with the devil?
Or Darth Vader nonchalantly strolling the streets with Dora the Explorer?
Or Hit Girl from Kick Ass chilling with the Cookie Monster?
Priceless.
You don’t even need to go to Vegas for people creature watching of this caliber when you’ve got the insanity right outside your front door!
Anyway, without further ado…
THE HALLOWEEN HOLLER
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing into the road
In a mask with warped eyeholes
Into the cold we go
Tripping on our capes
Falling on the ice
Evading frostbite
What fun it is to slip and dodge
Another car tonight!
Halloween, Halloween
It’s a freaking scream
Oh what fun it is to fly
On a major sugar high!
Halloween, Halloween
It’s a deranged dream
Oh what fun it is to cry
From a sick, sick sugar high!
Hey, let’s sing it again!
On second thought, I don’t feel too good…
Carving a pumpkin is just one of the many joys of Halloween.
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I think the pumpkin carving is the only reason I get into Halloween is because of the pumpkin carving! I’m a little disappointed I’ve had only one compliment on my Squirrel O’Lantern so far… and that came from one of the parents. I can’t remember half the costumes (or what barely would pass for costumes) the kids were wearing, but at least they’ve managed to haul off with most of the spare candy I have lying around. My blood sugar level thanks them…
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I really need to proofread my comments before I post them given how often I change what I’m saying as I say it. I’m not drunk… honest!
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Lmao! I wouldn’t have thought you were drunk, especially since that’s how my brain works, too. But thanks for cracking me up! 😀
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I think we have a viral Halloween hit on our hands here folks. This could become a Ghoul-tide Tradition!
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Ghoul-tide! Great play on words! It definitely is a catchy tune, and probably even moreso if you’ve just consumed a mind boggling amount of sugar…
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catchy tune!
Yes- strange combinations for sure. Darth might be learning Spanish from Dora and Diego.
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Maybe Darth Vader is also getting schooled on the concept of how sharing is caring. 😀
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