It’s an unfortunate and undesirable side-effect of simply being alive.
Some days, it’s lemons, lemons, and more lemons.
For everyone overwhelmed with stress lately, take heart.
Here’s proof that there’s always humor, even in times of stress:
(In all fairness, it should be noted that murder is rarely doctor-prescribed.)
(Are you kidding me? Way to burst my bubble!)
(I’d be hesitant to attempt this. I mean, what if I cram one down someone’s throat, then Karma steps in and makes them spit it up…straight into my eyeball?)
(Did you know it takes 45 minutes of meditation to equal the effects of a single satisfying glass of wine? Okay, fine. I just made that up.)
(A sure sign of mastering ki breathing! Or having taken up drinking…)
(Is being eaten alive really preferable to a little stress? My guess is probably not.)
(Finally! A refreshingly drug-free solution that’s both highly effective and easy to use. What’s not to love?)
(As Henry Kissinger once said, “There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”)
(Sure, it helps reduce stress…unless you’re prone to perfectionistic, OCD-type tendencies. In which case, coloring can actually increase your stress levels.)
(Overall, pretty good advice from a dog. But maybe just stick with the walk away part and forget about peeing all over the place. It’s just not classy.)
(Food for thought, right? Speaking of which…)
(This might be stating the obvious, but here goes: You should never be your own food source. Never. No matter how stressed you may be, this is a horrible solution.)
(I’m stressed just thinking about how true this statement is.)
(This one has become my personal life motto. It makes me happy.)
Throwing things can be great stress relief.
No, really. It’s true!
And if you need some creative ideas for what to do with all those lemons life has been tossing your way, I’ve got some excellent suggestions.
Go on, give it a try!
Feel better now?
Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense.
~Happy Friday, friends! Hope your weekend is relaxing, enjoyable, and stress-free. And if it’s not, I hope you always find a way to make lemonade. Or a lemon martini…~