Sensationally Sarcastic

Did you just fall?

Pftt. Noooo! I attacked the floor.

Backwards?

What can I say? I’m talented like that.

Good ol’ sarcasm.

It’s an age-old art that’s near and dear to my heart.

Unfortunately, sarcasm is lost on some clueless people.

Bless their hearts.

Ha!

But seriously, sarcasm does have its virtues.

For instance, sarcastic people tend to be quite intelligent.

And they are skilled at abstract thinking.

And, of course, don’t forget the astoundingly high level of creativity that goes along with it.

Besides, being normal is just plain scary.

(Shudder!)

So let’s take a moment to celebrate this sadly misaligned quality, shall we?

(Words are so awesome! Who would’ve guessed that a simple combination of words paired with a witty undertone could be so satisfying?)

(Actually, I just so happen to be a sarcastically-fluent smartass.)

(Sadly, it doesn’t cover medically necessary shots of hard alcohol, either.)

(Sometimes I find myself taking a moment to reflect on the words that may or may not have just come out of my own mouth.)

(While I wouldn’t recommend actually doing this, don’t ever underestimate the power of the element of surprise.)

(Amen to that!)

(It’s a fine line, but I think it’s safe to say I haven’t personally crossed that threshold. Yet.)

(Not speaking from experience or anything, but I’d imagine there’s some truth to this.)

(This could cleverly be passed off as clumsiness, especially during a pretend fit of sneezes.)

(Yeah, so this is probably a wee bit messed up. But it is a fairly accurate assessment.)

(Quite possibly the most beautifully poetic backhanded compliment I’ve ever heard.)

(Exactly! Some people just express affection a bit differently, that’s all!)

(I realize this is a distinct possibility, but the gratification outweighs all else. It’s a chance I’m willing to take.)

(In that case, I’ll just stick with my new favorite catchphrase: “Go to Michigan!” On that note, there’s a special club especially for those of us who love sarcasm…)

(Hmmm. Oh well, it was worth a try, right?)

Gotta love humor with attitude.

After all, common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.

It’s like that expression:

Silence is golden.

Duct tape is silver.

Now, if only more people were fluent in silence…

~Happy Friday,  friends! Hope you have a wonderful weekend!~

Advertisements

52 thoughts on “Sensationally Sarcastic

  1. “Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.” Tommy Chong

    and saying it with flare like yourself Quirky! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Pahaha! Those memes! Made me laugh 🙂 You know you live and breathe sarcasm when ever your face is sarcastic – my right eyebrow raises before my brain has had time to compute most people. Not my fault.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Sarcasm is the language of our generation! I still love the Simpsons quote: “Are you being sarcastic, dude?” “I don’t even know anymore…” Classic. So let’s all channel our inner Chandler and let the shade run wild!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Ha ha ha! You are so funny. Thanks. I really like the one on sarcasm and attitude. I was just listening to a seminar where I heard how a change of attitude can bring in healing. So powerful!

    I also wanted to mention to you that I’m a Professional Soul-Centered (and Humor-Centered!) Forgiveness Coach. I offer complimentary sessions, when I see someone with an open and courageous way about them – which you have in so many ways! Is having a one-to-one something you’d like to do? Forgiveness is such a profound way to lighten up and open up to more laughter and joy. 🙂

    Let me know either way, and either way is just fine with me. Love that you are here & have such a focus on bringing us humor. You have a gift.

    Blessings, Debbie
    ps – you are welcome to email me: weloveyou@forgivingconnects.com

    Liked by 1 person

      • yes as it is the main feature of your posts I totally get that … but mine was too sharp and people took it personally so I had to lose it! You have the ability to make it much more general and humorous … i failed miserably on those two points 🙂

        Liked by 2 people

      • Oh, no! Things always get interesting when people completely miss the sarcastic undertones and take a statement in the most literal sense imaginable. On the bright side, the reactions themselves sometimes make for good comedic material. 😜

        Liked by 2 people

Please leave a comment!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s