I’ll teach you to laugh at something that’s funny!

Just when you probably though there was no more wisdom for Homer to impart, I discovered even more gems of pure genius.

Woo hoo!

Turns out Homer’s three decades (!) of half-assed parenting/employment/mere existence has generated a plethora of material to work with.

So…

A well-justified encore is definitely in order for the not-quite-wiser-than-Yoda patriarch of one of the world’s most dysfunctional cartoon families in history.

Presenting ten more of Homer’s astoundingly witty moments:

(It’s safe to assume things start to go downhill for Homer the instant he opens his mouth.)

(Something about this one just seems very wrong. And yet, he is on the right track, asking for forgiveness… So surely that counts for something?)

(Which begs the question- what language does this guy speak? Drunkenese, perhaps?)

(Laughing at Homer’s expense is obviously a very, very bad idea.)

(Good point. That actually levels the playing field, if you think about it.)

(Ha! I’m more than happy to think for myself, thank you very much.)

(He could easily moonlight as the official Duff Beer mascot.)

(Does he even have a brain? Or would he simply be jabbing around in a vast area of emptiness?)

(A clear indication that his behavior tends to push the limits of acceptable human conduct.)

(And the moral of the story? Oh, right. Homer wouldn’t recognize a moral if it came crashing down on his head.)

~Have a great weekend, everybody! If you haven’t already, be sure to check out part one of The Wisdom of Homer! ~

(The Wisdom of Homer~Part 2 originally appeared on Comically Quirky on 8/12/16)