I’ll teach you to laugh at something that’s funny!
Just when I thought there was no more wisdom for Homer to impart, I encountered even more gems of pure genius.
I hadn’t realized it was possible for one character to single-handedly verbalize so many unintentionally humorous off-the-wall thoughts.
But then, his penchant for the offbeat is truly unparalleled.
Turns out Homer’s 27+ years of half-assed parenting/employment/mere existence has generated a plethora of material for me to work with.
So…
A well-justified encore is definitely in order for the not-quite-wiser-than-Yoda patriarch of one of the world’s most dysfunctional cartoon families in history.
Presenting ten more of Homer’s astoundingly witty moments:
(It’s safe to assume things start to go downhill for Homer the instant he opens his mouth.)
(Something about this one just seems very wrong. And yet, he is on the right track, asking for forgiveness… So surely that counts for something?)
(Which begs the question- what language does this guy speak? Drunkenese, perhaps?)
(Laughing at Homer’s expense is obviously a very, very bad idea.)
(Good point. That actually levels the playing field, if you think about it.)
(Ha! I’m more than happy to think for myself, thank you very much.)
(He could easily moonlight as the official Duff Beer mascot.)
(Does he even have a brain? Or would he simply be jabbing around in a vast area of emptiness?)
(A clear indication that his behavior tends to push the limits of acceptable human conduct.)
(And the moral of the story? Oh, right. Homer wouldn’t recognize a moral if it came crashing down on his head.)
~Have a great weekend, everybody! Be sure to also check out part one of The Wisdom of Homer! ~
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Just got back to the world of blogging after a slight gap … and I had marked your blog as the first up to catch up on … as always, hilarious and puts me in a good mood! 🙂
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Welcome back! I’m so glad you stopped by for a laugh! 😀
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Thank you! You definitely gave me the energy needed to write a new post again 🙂 .. thank you!
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Hi, I’ve nominated you for the black cat blue sea award. If you feel like it have a look and take part!
https://sfarnell.wordpress.com/2016/08/16/the-black-cat-blue-sea-award/
Thanks 🙂
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Thank you so much for the shout out! I haven’t been participating in awards, but I do appreciate the nomination. 🙂
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That’s ok, I understand I just wanted you to know you’re appreciated!😃
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Thank you so much! That made my day. 🙂
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That’s good then!
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Very cute! You gotta love Homer. I was just having an “Mmmmmm..donuts” moment a little while ago. 🙂
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Donuts are good. Homer’s lack of brain cells…not so good. 😛
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Ha! I think #2 may actually be the entire basis for Christianity!
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Yeah, quite possibly. Besides, who needs give and take when you can, well, just…take? Problem solved. 😛
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Love it.
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed. 🙂
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